The Magical Elixir for Bearded Awesomeness!
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this beard oil? It’s like a wizard’s potion that transforms your scruffy face into a majestic forest of manliness! Let me tell you, this stuff is no ordinary oil. First of all, the scent is out of this world! (Especially the Monkey Fart!) The real magic happens when you massage it into your beard. It’s like giving your facial hair a spa treatment. The oil effortlessly glides through each strand, taming even the wildest of whiskers without leaving your hands all sticky and gross like those OTHER beard oils. And let’s not forget about the shine. It’s like having a disco ball attached to your face, but in the most manly way possible. Say goodbye to those unruly beard days and hello to a perfectly groomed face forest!
– Joe Fritschle
“Easily the best beard oil I have tried. Great scents, works well and keeps my longer beard pretty soft and tamable. This helps to keep it hydrated and smell awesome. Seriously, this stuff is amazing. It gave my beard a healthy and soft structure to a degree that no oil ever came close to. Will definitely stay with The New Beard Order.” -Eric Mitchell
“I’ve been using beard oil products for a while now, and I’m impressed with the results. The oils not only keep my beard soft and manageable but also help alleviate any itchiness. The natural ingredients give a pleasant scent without being overwhelming. Overall, a great addition to my grooming routine.” -Ken Bradford
“The oil last for a long time moisturizes my skin, and keeps my beard soft. It also helps my scalp from drying out, which is why I love using the oils, they have multi-use ability. The New Beard Order also has some amazing-smelling scents, even the seasonal kind, My favorite scent is Love by Roxy” -Damian Reed
